Flash Flash Mob Flash

Funny story written by Bert Onassis

Saturday, 2 May 2009

At the home of British Parliaments, Westminster, London, not a long way from Big Ben, some 600 plus, so-called "MPs" flashed mobbed the House Of Commons simply by turning up to "vote" to approve legislation to ban Flash Mobbing without 75 hours prior notice for approval from the Irrelevant Local Police force.

The MPs arrived without any warning in their best Spandex pants and S&M wear. Gold cufflinks were seen worn on Saville Row jock straps, and according to Hansard, several women and ethnic minorities were reported to be in attendance.

Soon after the motion hard been passed, the rather flash Flash Mob disrobed and were promptly arrested for outrageous behavior against a wall and other stationary objects.

None were charged, the police congratulated, a passing newspaper seller then died of internal injuries and was charged with littering and given an £80 fixed penalty notice.

The fine has yet to be paid and will double in fourteen days...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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