A clandestine group of conspiracy theorists formerly known as 'The North Walsham And District Boys Brigade Cover But Really A Secret Society of Conspiracy Theorists Dn-Dn-Durrrrrn!' has been rocked by allegations that one of their members deliberately leaked the minutes of an Extraordinary General Meeting called to discuss a name change.
After some heated exchanges of opinion, it appears society leader Basil Flint and four others refused a motion proposing 'we just drop the 'Dn-Dn- Durrrrrrn!' bit because the music gives us away every time'.
Papers left at The Spoof offices overnight clearly show that the society's most recent member, a retired 'person' known as 'Rex' Burrell, was subsequently warned 'never to speak of this again or … Dn-Dn-Durrrrrn!'
The next meeting will be held at (name withheld to protect source) village hall on September 11th when a film of the third Trade Tower collapse will be shown and a competition held to see who can come up with the most unlikely reason.
