Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Is This Love That I'm Feeling? Or Just An Aspartame Rush?

London, England, somewhere near a gasometer - Rumours arising here that Jack Tweedy, former husband of reality TV show star and noted karaoke performer Jadey B Good is set to marry TheSpoof.com writer Aspartame Boy in a civil ceremony.

"Neither of us are gay," Tweedy told us, allegedly. "But AB wrote to me in prison and informed me of the multiple benefits of Aspartame and seemed like a really nice guy. And seeing as the Mrs has shuffled off this mortal coil, I was at something of a loose end. I would have considered giving the mother in law one, but she's a dog, and she's only got one arm."

The wedding is scheduled to take place in San Francisco.

Aspartame Boy told us:

"It's not a gay thing. It's a meeting of minds, a question of mutual fulfillment. A spiritual thing. Hopefully we can go on from this and develop, as a couple, and do loads of aspartame together. In a blokey kind of way of course."

At which point, this TheSpoof.com writer retreated to a safe distance and pondered over where we'd collectively left our marbles.

More when we find them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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