The Spoof announces a Jade Goody-free day

Funny story written by matwil

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

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The today announced it was going to hold a Jade Goody-free day. After months of being saturated by article after article about the non-star the non-star died, and yet months later The Spoof still kept producing article after article about the non-star.

'It was a difficult decision', said a spokesman, 'as we know how interesting people find Jade Goody, and how fascinating the endless articles about whoever she is or was are. On the non-Goody day we are planning to launch a book in two parts about the non-star - the first part being the same jokes over and over about her dying, the second part being the same jokes over and over about her being dead.'

'Of course on the non-Goody day many writers and satirists will switch to producing articles about geopolitical complexities, the Middle Eastern situation, the worldwide recessionary cutback on credit, or Russell Brand, but can return to Goody the next day.'

Jade Goody was, of course, er ... well, we don't know, but it's rumoured she became famous because so many articles appeared about her in The Spoof, and Goody's publicist Max von Kleinfford had this to say about his former wossit:

'Reminds me so much of my first client, Sid Vicious, after he died I got his record company to bring out song after song after song with him on them, it became so bad that the company even put out an LP of them, and called it 'Flogging A Dead Horse'! But I learned from that, and toned everything down with Jade - shame The Spoof hasn't.'

Latest scores coming in:

League of Goody

Charlton Athletic 0 Goodsfield Town 2
Hamilton Satiricals 0 Goodrie United 1
Manchester Goody 1 Wigan Repetitic 0
Forest Good Rovers 3 West Ham Yawnited 0
East Stirling 0 St. Jadestone 1
Blackburn Snorers 0 Accrington Goodey 1
York Goody 1 Northwich Victoriabeckham 1
Brighton and Jade Albion 4 Ruthell and Brandons 3
Jade of the South 1 Stenhousemuir 0
Jadenham Goodspur 2 Leyton Borient 1
Arsenal 0 Goodsea 1
Goodingham Forest 2 Bolton Jadeners 2
Notts Landing 1 Goodsby Town 3

Jade Goody Sponsored FA Crap

Plymouth Argoodle 1 MK Yawns 0
Birmingham City 0 West Goodwich Jadion 1
Jadenbeath 1 East Fife 0
Dunfermline Athletic 2 Jade of Midgoodian 3
Goods Athletic 1 Salisbury City 0
Leeds Uninterested 0 Sheffgood Jadensday 4

A Jade Goody Helpline will be opening soon, for those who can't cope for a day without reading about Jade Goody.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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