Written by Daniel Tate

Thursday, 9 April 2009


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An 18-year-old has been grounded after it was discovered that he had painted a picture of his parent's 60ft £1million mansion on his dad's penis.

The graffiti had gone unnoticed for over a year and it was only when the teenager's mother tried out Google's new CrotchView application that the youth's prank was discovered.

The news comes amid much criticism of Google's new web-based application, which allows users to visually navigate the nether-regions of the general public. Many see the internet giant's latest addition as a breach of privacy, fearing that it's yet another attack on their civil liberties.

Google released the following statement, "CrotchView is a pioneering and relevant application, allowing internet users the ability to search the realms of the previously unsearchable. Removing the application now would cause great uproar to many perverts and voyeurs - basically the entire race of humanity."

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