Researchers have placed reports on worldwide net websites about three boys in southwest Michigan who are exhibiting mammoth boners. The odd part of the story is that the reports do not come from sex researchers or even urologists but can be traced exclusively to archaeologists.
Scientists have posted articles suggesting a variety of causes for the giant erections. One offered the explanation that the same Great Lakes pollution that caused frogs to change gender may be the cause of the youthful hard ons. Another school of thought finds further confirmation for the Viagra and Cialis in the ground water theory. Drugs flushed down toilets sometimes make their way into otherwise safe water supplies. In the case of ED remedies, researchers claim that there is an even greater likelihood of toilet disposal by wives and lovers who are not so thrilled by hubbies' new howitzer.
One minority report blogged that maybe the archaeologists made a typo and they were really reporting about three Michigan boys who showed up with a Mammoth bone.
A reply from sexologist, big Dick Chainsaw read:" Yeah well why did Mammoth's have such big boners, then..."
