Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 3 April 2009


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London, United Kingdom of Eastern Europe - Sir Cliff Maxford, PR guru to the rich, famous, and recently deceased has released an appeal to the general public to stop submitting nude pictures of nude celebrities, be they A Listers, or Z Listers.

"I'm sick and tired of people jumping on the nude celebrity photo bandwagon," he told us. "My office is stacked wall to floor with nude celebrities. Everybody from Britney Spears and Robbie Williams to Blanche off Corrie, who posed naked with a stick of celery and a wheelbarrow. The whole world's gone bloody mad."

A tearful hopeful told us:

"It's all well and good him getting up on his high horse, but for me it's shit or bust, even though I do look terrible naked, and can't sing, dance or act... what right does this man have to shatter my dreams?"

At which point Maxford shook his head and cracked a bottle of Glenlivet, muttering:

"What the hell have I got myself into?"

More as we get it.

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