Great novelist and recent renowned corpse Kurt Vonnegut became famous for comparing blood on snow to raspberry sherbert. Now his bastard son by one of the many cartoon figures from the Saturday morning animation, Strawberry shortcake, Raspberry Sherbert has broken on the radical arts scene with a profound photo of an albino asshole.
Sherbert told me that he came across the startling image while looking for promising subjects in Central Park:
"I wuz out huntin a piece a tail when the rare albino white butt came across my high powered rifle scope. I knew that one squeeze of my trigger would bring a Cher-like voice screeding, Bangy, bang I shot you down. I remembered my father's unforgettable image of an asterisk as an a-hole in Breakfast of Champions and i just had to shoot my wad on this great white."
Legal Representatives for Albinos Are All Right have brought suit against photog Sherbert for shooting an innocent asshole:" White, black, red, or yellow an asshole has a right to privacy!"
