Big Brother celebrity Jade Goody has launched her own brand of compost from beyond the grave.
Publicist and bestest friend Max Cash announced the news upon noticing that his income had deteriorated considerably since Goody's death. The product, to be sold in garden centres across Essex, will be competitively priced and available from tomorrow 1st April.
Cash commented "Anyone who thinks that this is an April fool's Day joke is sick. Just consider those poor kids who need to pay someone to enforce any future ASBOs they may pick up."
While the manufacturers do not guarantee that each bag will contain a part of Goody, they say that they will 'Make every effort to spread her love among as many as possible.'
