Shock revelations today! A hamster has been accused of eating a writer at TheSpoof.com. Harry the Hamster is thought to have eaten Mucky Duck. The writer has not been seen for several days following a clash with the hamster's owners.
An insider said "That hamster can be really aggressive. A real savage. Sometimes it really is best not to upset his owners. If you do, then God help you. He knows no fear. He just gets stuck in to them".
Harry the Hamster is thought to have set about Mucky Duck with all the menace of a starved grizzly bear. "There were feathers everywhere. That duck was a goner from the word go", said one eye witness.
If you see the hamster do not try to approach him. Call the police immediately and evacuate the area.
