Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 28 March 2009

image for April Doomsday cops corral G20 criminal conspiracy tossers into massive elephant trap
It's a sting!

Isle of Dogs - (Ultimate Ponzi Scam Mess): "Like lambs to the slaughter!" was how the head of the Met's Global Parasitology Division put it ahead of next week's huge vanity PR exercise a.k.a. the G20 Summitt.

A massively secret security/policing smokescreen has focused on the usual Whole Earth rabble-rousers threatening to disrupt the Summit.

But according to extremely reliable insider sources (ok, ok, it's a betting tip from the online site Aintgottaprayer.con) it's the gigantic criminal conspiracy ring masquerading as Global Piss Process luminaries, politicians and wannabe head of the new World Order that will be rounded up on April Doomsday next week.

The Summitt leaders are all being corraled into the Isle of Dog's ExCel Center where the UK Serious Fraud Orifice will bust them for the economic collapse of the entire planet.

"That includes Bollox O'Bama," an MI5 source commented.

"And as for his fabled 'missing' birth certificate, we've alays had it!" the spook chuckled happily.

"He;s the son of the 'missing' Omagh bomber."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: G20 Summit

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