"Nebuchadnezzar The Genie" was today relaxing again deep in his lamp after a failed attempt by
a power company to evict him yesterday.
Call me "Nebu" winked the big blue giant grinning his gap toothed gipsy type of smile at waiting reporters.
"What happened was," began the blue behemoth, "they fitted a pre payment meter whilst I was away in China doing battle with Aladdin against the "Evil Sultan Ben Nag Nag" and his despotic sidekick - "Tin Tack Ping Fu".
"I returned for a well earned rest but no sooner had my head hit the pillow then there were a gang of Bald Headed bailiffs a knocking and a tapping on my lamp!
"I ignored them but they wouldn't let it lie and then proceeded to rub my lamp" roared the clearly disturbed ancient tool of the Gods!
"That was it, I was furious, I need my eight hours you know!
"I popped my head out and said Oi!, Mini-Me's! What do you want?
"They began to wave a bit of paper from a Court about saying that I owed them £10,000 in outstanding charges and fees.
"They told me that if I didn't come out they'd be coming in, that was when the trouble started."
"Nebu" wouldn't say exactly what he did next but Whipsnade zoo are investigating the sudden appearance of twelve bald headed monkeys in the primates area!
