If you find a bottle, rub it, and discover that a Genie (Djinn) has magically appeared before you in a cloud of smoke, you can no longer expect to receive the customary three wishes. Edna Talmud, spokesman for Genie's Local 182, has announced that G...
"Nebuchadnezzar The Genie" was today relaxing again deep in his lamp after a failed attempt by a power company to evict him yesterday. Call me "Nebu" winked the big blue giant grinning his gap toothed gipsy type of smile at waiting reporters.
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