After 10 years of displaying her cleavage to unemployed layabouts Firm Britone has announced "I'm quitting".
The daytime tv host wants to spend more time with her family, who have our sympathy. Britone also wants to move into more heavyweight political programs. She recently appeared on Question Time and enjoyed the experience. "I love just opening my mouth and talking without even understanding what the topic is" she said.
Pip Shitfield, her co-presenter was upset at the news. "I've spent six years on the sofa with Firm. Her husband never managed that. If she goes I'll be back to jerking off to pictures of the Queen. I need constant attention. I left Saturday morning tv because once a week was no good for me. Firm was amazing. Not bad for an old one."
Britone caused controversy recently by suggesting that male bankers were not as careful with money as women would be. Obviously bankers should blow our cash on shoes and getting their hair done.
Mr Patel said he was still waiting for his taxi.
