Presenter Fern Britton, who is rumoured to be a large woman, is leaving this morning.
She had originally planned to leave this evening, but that was changed at one stage last week, to this afternoon. However, plans appear to have gone swimmingly well, so she ended up leaving this morning instead.
It was said that Miss Britton used to be undecided, but she has since confrimed that now she's not too sure. She also felt that she is more like she is now than she has ever been before and that it's people like us who are here today.
Max Clifford, who is still recovering from the sad, non-death of Kerry Katatonic, was unavailable for a large fee.
