Written by Danny Buckle

Monday, 16 March 2009

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A better read than the autobiography

Jade Goody, half human half Alsatian has made the headlines again for no apparent reason other than the fact she is dying from cancer. In hospitals and care homes across Britain people who have lived fulfilling lives are in the same predicament. With only hours or days left to live many unsung hero's are fading away quietly.


People who have devoted their lives to caring for others or fought for the freedom of this country should have their stories told. But for some unfathomable reason the so called press devote pages to a twerp who thought Cambridge was the capitol of London and resided in the county of East Angular.

All fourteen pages of Goody's Autobiography describes a worthless life of self indulgence and staggering stupidity. She failed to complete the London marathon saying she didn't understand what miles where or any system of measurement for that matter. Her training for the event consisted of eating curry and binge drinking.

Block Head

Somehow this nit, managed to make some money out of selling her own brand of perfume called "Block Head". It was sold by superdrug and was their biggest seller after flea powder and Anusol.

It's a sad thing when anyone loses their life but sadder still when it wasn't worth living in the first place.

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