London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Sordid S&M nutter Max Mosley has complained to a House of Commons Selective Committee on Humbug and Cover-Ups about losing his dignity after a series of satirical stories about his disgusting sex life laid him low in public.
"The worst was that foul Nazi S&M orgy fiend Max Mosley went on three-legged Vienna brothel crawl with incest nutter Fritzl Spoof! item," Mosley sobbed.
Mosley, 69, is also taking his complaint to the European Court of Human Frights following a tip-off that he might just quadruple his £60,000 libel payout from the News of the Sordid Screws.
Officers of the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency meanwhile are set to publish his criminal records showing he is the real father of that useless Prince Andrew lookalike benefits scrounger twat who has taken Uk taxpayers for a £100 million ride.
Sarah, Duchess of York is Neil Kinnock's bastard daughter.
