Vienna, Austria - (Nazi Ass Mess): Austria's Ministry of Justice (sic) has confirmed that Nazi S&M orgy fanatic Max Mosley recently went on a three-legged Viennese brothel crawl with Amstetten incest nutter Joseph Fritzl.
The foray was initially billed as a fancy-dress tour of the city's bars and 'schnitzel parlors' - local slang for heterosexual meat markets.
The two began their evening in traditional Third Reich costume with a shag at Madam Helga's Swastika Bunker & Hydro where Mosley insisted on authentic Eva Braun-style
protocol in the birching sauna.
This consisted of five bottles of Schnapps each and the salutation of 'Heil Hitler!' before lashings of hospitality could be enjoyed.
The pair were eventually thrown out after crossing a technical Maginot Line by insulting local hookers by comparing them to home-bred slappers of Bavaria.
They then scoured the Viennese red light district for more authentic indigenous attractions before getting busted for an uncontrolled bout of urinating on the public highway.
"Ja, they were pissed allright," Herr Bruno Hamburger of the Vienna PD said today.
"So much nostalgia for the good old Nazi days persists round here."
