Max Mosley's wife denies selling Eva Braun outfit at auction

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Thursday, 24 July 2008

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Nazis were not involved

London - (Sore Ass Mess): Cock-a-hoop from his £60,000 libel victory against the News of the Screws lurid orgy fanatic Max Mosley was staying schtum today after being asked about an authentic Eva Braun costume that his wife Jean has denied flogging on an internet auction site.

Mosley, 69, managed to convinced a judge that no Nazi shenanigans ever took place during the perfectly normal and completely harmless S&M orgy organised by the wife of a serving MI5 official.

His wife of 50 years did not testify after the judge agreed there was no shred of evidence that she might have even suspected her husband's extramarital perversions.

A spokesman for Jean Mosley said today the sale of the Hitler whore's outfit is completely unconnected to her or to husband Max's recent romp.

The Duchess of Cornwall is an avid eBay troll.

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