London - (ReUterus & Toxic Ass Mess): Police hunting a dangerously 'radioactive' absconder from a child porn court case have issued CCTV images of the main suspect and his accomplice.
The dastardly duo are pictured spreading toxic fecal matter at a crude initiation ceremony that saw contaminants spread from arsehole to lipgloss via a series of tacky blowjobs.
The pictures form part of police evidence files into the November 2006 Plutonium-210 poisoning of KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko, Southwark Crown Court court was told.
Judge John Price confirmed today that he'd issued a warrant for the miscreant's arrest.
Defence attorneys' claims of immunity from prosecution for their sordid client went down like a ton of bricks as public uproar shook the courtroom.
"Personally I'd always blamed the Tories," Deputy-Assistant Commissioner John Yates of the Yard was heard chuckling to himself later in the day.
