Cops issue CCTV images in hunt for Radioactive perv

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 27 February 2009

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The top suspect spreading toxic fecal matter with his accomplice in the Plutonium-210 death of Alex Litvinenko

London - (ReUterus & Toxic Ass Mess): Police hunting a dangerously 'radioactive' absconder from a child porn court case have issued CCTV images of the main suspect and his accomplice.

The dastardly duo are pictured spreading toxic fecal matter at a crude initiation ceremony that saw contaminants spread from arsehole to lipgloss via a series of tacky blowjobs.

The pictures form part of police evidence files into the November 2006 Plutonium-210 poisoning of KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko, Southwark Crown Court court was told.

Judge John Price confirmed today that he'd issued a warrant for the miscreant's arrest.

Defence attorneys' claims of immunity from prosecution for their sordid client went down like a ton of bricks as public uproar shook the courtroom.

"Personally I'd always blamed the Tories," Deputy-Assistant Commissioner John Yates of the Yard was heard chuckling to himself later in the day.

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