Radioactive Paedophile On The Run

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Friday, 27 February 2009

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You Can Run But You Can't Hide

A radioactive paedophile is on the run in Ireland. Don Ewin, former principal at Selafield College of Nuclear Physics, is thought to have fled to the Emerald Isle once he started to feel the heat. He is wanted for suspected counts of child pornography. It is believed that he used his influence as a special advisor in the Readybrek adverts to help him to abuse young boys.

Inspector Dale Winton of the Met's Special Mounted Division-We Always Get A Man-said "Please do not approach Mr Ewin. You may suffer severe injuries or, if you are young enough, have your bottom pinched. Oh to be 30 years younger".

Police are liaising with counterparts in Ireland. However the investigation is being hampered by the Gardai's insistence on only going out at night, just to see if he really does glow in the dark like the Readybrek adverts.

Once caught Ewin can expect to be banged up. Especially if Winton gets hold of him.


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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