Rumours reach us today that "unbelievably young dad" Alfie Patten has been using Just for Men to hide the grey hair brought on by the stress of being thrust into the public eye (and not being good enough to increase the difficulty level on FIFA '08).
Prominent psychiatrist Dr "Diamond" Joe Steptoe believes that the psychological implications of having grey hair before having chest hair will be hilarious,but should net the boy-father another huge pile of cash from the tabloids.
It is believed that should Master Patten continue this trend then he will be a divorced grandfather of six enjoying retirement before being old enough to buy cigarettes.
