Mysterious Jelly Update

Funny story written by Roy Turse

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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The 'Mysterious Jelly' saga took a new turn today when a second reporter followed up the recent excellent coverage.

The green jelly-like substance which has been spotted all over the UK has appeared around the same time as the current period of snowy weather and people have been suggesting the two issues could be linked.

However, intrepid reporter Roy Turse suggested a further possibility for the phenomenon after sending away a sample he found on his car to the National Chemical Laboratory. It turns out that the substance Roy found is a mixture of melting slush and Halford's Extra Strong Windscreen Wash Fluid.

Which is a shame because he had eaten half a litre of it thinking it was Lime Slush Puppy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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