A brilliant writer for the Internet humour website TheSpoof.com has gone mad, his insane rantings going unnoticed amidst the many faux-news articles on the site.
"It took us a while to realize that he'd lost a nut. Actually, he was funnier that he usually was. But when he continually referred to Obama as God and began sending in web cams of him flagallating himself with computer cables before a picture of 'the Virgin Mother Michelle' we began to suspect that something was amiss." stated Monty Mountsalot, spokesman for TheSpoof.com.
"Then he began to write a lot of gibberish, still not a lot to go on considering how much gibberish we get, but when it comes out the faucet green, you have to go downstairs and turn off the water. Then security can catch the demon dragon and tie him to the handrail till he behaves. When cows are too flatulent it is a good idea to feed them dandelions. The best hors d'oeuvres are those made with the brains of wombats pickled in rancid engine oil. The Maltese flamingo is as brainless an author as you will find on Mars. The rain is insane while in Spain I'll explain......"
