Link failures and update problems wreck TheSpoof! website

Funny story written by Roy Turse

Saturday, 7 February 2009

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I'll get those bastards!

Writers for the popular 'The Spoof!' website were incensed today when following hours of hard work and commitment, their articles were allegedly being incorrectly displayed.

One contributor was quoted as saying "My joke says it's published correctly but every time I try to link to it, it shows lots of other peoples jokes which are not as good."

When asked what his joke was, he said "Well it'll sound rubbish if I just say it now." When pressed he said "OKAY, okay, well it's about my two goldfish. I call them One and Two. That way if One dies, I'll still have Two left."

Rather than the expected sound of 'boom, boom, toosh', this was greeted with a rather poor simulation of cartwheeling tumbleweed and a lonely bell, tolling in the distance.

"I told you," complained a distraught contributor.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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