The Osbourne family plans to build and facilitate their own personal drug rehab center based on the continuous admittance of at least one member of their family at all times. Family patriarch Ozzy was unable to comment on the rehab center as he is currently in reheasal for his next trip to rehab.
Osbournes to open rehab center
Funny story written by Tattoo Vampire
Monday, 5 April 2004
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