Darling "one big bad bank" will turn toxic asses to profits

Written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 17 January 2009

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Devised way to profit from toxic asses

Darling told the FootzWootz Times, in response to Brown's statements about bank executives not wiping themselves properly today, that one "big bad bank" is needed.

"We need to take all these bankers who can't wipe themselves properly and place them in one hermetically sealed building and give them billions of bank notes to wipe themselves with", Darling explained.

"Then perhaps we can deal with their toxic asses", he concluded.

He also noted that while at first expensive, his plan will soon break even and then start saving money as the value of bank notes eventually will become less than that of toilet paper, then less than that of used toilet paper. At that point the plan will start making money.

The Queen agreed, but stipulated that the side with her face on it was NOT to be used.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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