Nurse in the Boot: UK's New Healthcare Plan; Obama will Study

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 29 December 2008

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Nurse in the Boot attracted interest even from Law enforcement

The waiting times in the British healthcare system have caused many to question the wisdom of socialized medicine. Many, that is, except Americans who have a capitalist medical system that makes doctors rich and most other people dead.

An Edinburg "healthcare innovator" has been experimenting with something called " Nurse in the Boot ". The concept calls for a nurse in the boot of your car ...healthcar so to speak. The driver and his/her family and passengers will always have an healthcare professional no farther away than the boot of the car.

Initial experiments have suggested that air holes and consent might be useful features in the ongoing pilot project. US President-elect Barack Obama has assigned close associate Tony Resko to look into an US version called
" Get in da fuckin' trunk!"

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