Boy George, eighties pop sensation and celebrity bitchy camp gay man, was found guilty in court today.
He was guilty of not wearing any make-up and looking just like a bloke, who you could possibly mistake for being a heterosexual.
Judge John Deed, said in his sentencing " Mr George O'Dowd, also known as Boy George. You have been found guilty of this serious and disgraceful crime. I have no option but to sentence you.... to be taken from this place and delivered to Selfridges, where you will be overtly made-up by every girl, hussy and doxy, on the make-up counter.
You will then travel to the "The Annual Drag-Queen convention in San Fransisco." For sixty days and nights, queens, fairies and those who are limp of wrist, will assault you face and person with every piece of make-up they own".
Boy George, held back the tears and wave bravely to adoring fans, in court. He also waved symbolically at any the silly fans, that allowed themselves to be unwittingly chained up in his flat.
Boy George promised he would never hurt........anyone's eyes with a bare and heterosexual looking face again. Bless!
Dr Gerard McGarry, holder of the world's smallest penis, was suprisingly silent after the verdict. It makes you think he is hiding something doesn't it?
