Eighties pop sensation Boy George, confessed in court yesterday, he was guilty of being a ...'sterotypical, homosexual bitch'.
Justice Michael Cuddeford asked Boy George about a charge of false imprisonment for exactly two seconds and then meandered onto the point of gay men being humourously bitchy and funny.
Justice Michael asked Boy George if he knew 'Jack' from 'Will and Grace', Lily Savage, Dame Edna, Pete Burns, Julian Clary, Liberace, Rupaul, Oscar Wilde, Noel Coward, Kenneth Williams, Larry Grayson and a string of other funny bitch-type gay guys.
In a relaxed mood the Judge chewed his pencil, tilted his head to one side and in a coquettish voice asked George, if he could teach him how to be a man-bitch. In a typical gay bitch delivery George replied to Justice Cuddeford " you would have to be a man first".
All the court errupted at George's bitchy gay-man routine and all was forgotten and forgiven. In typical gay-man humour George was fined £100 for bad-taste in men and an ill-fitting over-coat.
