Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): The House Ethics Committee probing ex-Republican Representative Mark Foley's involvement with teenage Congressional page boys has been hearing testimony that Boy George Bush chained a rent boy to a radiator at his home and took lewd photographs of his captive.
The reports are sourced to UK press headlines claiming a 28 year old Norwegian male stripper Auden Carlsen says he was grabbed and chained up "by George and another man" after being invited in for hog roast and crumpets.
Last year the House Ethics Committee met in camera and ordered Boy George Bush to clean the lavatories in the Shite House after he pleaded guilty to wasting police time by foolishly reporting a buggery at his Predator Chapel Ranch home in Crawford.
Officers who responded to the call found cocaine instead of crystal meth in Bush's pockets and quickly threw it down the lavatory pan.
Today's headlines may come as a shock to republican hopefuls running for president in 2008.
"Sure hope this ain't gonna bounce back on Gov Mitt Romney," a GOP source said today.
