Osama Bin-Laden joins Rotary Club

Funny story written by jeremy griffiths

Saturday, 29 November 2008

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Osama's West Midlands home

One time bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with W. Mid. society by joining the Rotary Club.

"He will be a great asset", enthused veteran Rotarian Jasper Carrot, "the stories he can tell! it beats the one about me mole shooting! and it's one-in-the-eye for those snobby Solihull buggers".

Pringle sweater loving "Ossybin", garment and toy gun importer, has been a stalwart of the local golf club since moving to George Bush Close about four years ago. "Pakistan was just sooo cold, and not a decent coffee shop for miles" he joked in a recent chat on "Midlands Today"

Questioned about his past, he continued, "That was like sooo yesterday, now I just want my privet hedge, ride on mower and an occasional day out with the lads at Edgbaston for the cricket".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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