Written by queen mudder

Friday, 7 November 2008

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Bang goes his Xmas bonus

Cork, Ireland - (Ass Mess): One and a half tonnes of cocaine worth an estimated £400 million and bound for the London Xmas party scene has been seized off the west coast of Ireland after a seven month surveillance operation tracking Prince Charles' lunatic Caribbean spring break.

A sixty foot luxury cruiser, 'Dances With Raves' was busted yesterday and her three man crew arrested after a joint FBI/Met Police investigation of Charles' Antiguan offshore bank accounts.

The Pretender to the Puppet Throne's lavish £1 million taxpayer-funded freebie to Tobago, St. Lucia, Jamaica and Montserrat in March laid the foundations of the massive coke deal.

Law enforcement sources believe that Charles' old mucker Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei was behind some of the funding of the drug haul.

Camilla is on anti-psychotics.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Drugs, Royalty

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