Couple Fed Winehouse Crack

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Friday, 31 October 2008

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A sexually curious middle aged couple have admitted supplying drugs to the singer Amy Winehouse.

The Drugs in question, called 'loopy juice', are a silly combination of crack cocaine, ecstacy and Um Bongo fruit based beverages.

The couple, who cannot be named for legal reasons, are called Clarence and Wendy Weatley and are said to be devastatingly un-attractive. The husband and wife man and women admitted to supplying the singer with Class A drugs at Japan Crown Court today and could now face up to 3 hours community service.

The couple did however deny one charge of conspiring to get Amy Winehouse off her tits, a crime punishable by death, by stating that she "already was".

Winehouse responded by saying the drugs were "ok" but definitely not "what I would call class A".

Head of the armed forces, General Public, simply said "not again".

Winehouse is said to be 67% cocaine by leading scientists, and a further 30% hair.

The couple are due back in court on 9 November and are expected to plead.

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