An unidentified worker from a leading Hampshire optical device manufacturer today expressed his dismay at the over the top antics of his team leader. Roy McFarlane, 50, of Fareham said:
'It all started when Rina asked us to go into the changing area. Then Wayne, my team leader, emerged from a door dressed all in pink. I'm not kidding here, I didn't even recognise him at first. He had pink shoes on, pink tights, a pink tu-tu. a pink top, pink false eyelashes, and a great big fuck off wig like a big pink version of Marge Simpson.
'I was gobsmacked I don't mind saying. I always suspected that there was something inherently strange about Hampshire but it doesn't ever really sink in until you're out in the fag shelter with some big hairy arsed tattooed bloke in pink drag with wings and stuff.
'Much to my considerable relief news later surfaced that this was all being done for a breast cancer awareness charity.
'All I can say is good on everybody who participated.
'Even Wayne, who appeared to be enjoying it all a little too much,'
