Written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 2 November 2008

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David Cameron Going Downhill Fast. Really Fast.

London, this afternoon - Bike riding Tory leader David Cameron was today reported to be fresh out of ideas.

The future Prime Minister, who has basically answered every question put to him over the last month with a resounding 'I don't really Know' was said to be in a bit of a tizzy.

Cameron's response to the international financial crisis/meltdown was to just ignore it, hope it would go away and somehow attempt to apportion blame on the incumbent government.

The future Prime Minister, whose most meaningful contribution to political debate thus far is that we should all hug a hoody, and subsequently had an imaginary gun pointed at his head by a huggable hoody on a trip to a Manchester council estate, is quite obviously absolutely clueless.

Nothing new there then.

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Topics: David Cameron




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