Written by Phil Edgar's Bones

Thursday, 30 October 2008

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We surrender the surname 'Brand' say Katie and Jo !

Funny, chubby women Katie and Jo have decided to drop the surname "Brand", in case the public believe they are related to disgraceful 'weirdo' Russell Brand.

These girls like their food

Katie and Jo released a statement after breakfast this morning and then subsequent statements after elevensees, brunch, lunch, tea, dinner, high tea, evening meal, supper and late supper.

"Brand is disgrace to name say Brand and Brand"

The hefty, but funny pair said "It's important to keep a 'clean nose and full belly' when you are a comic. But Russell has an 'empty belly and dirty nose'. The big-headed, matted-haired, cess-pit has completely missed the point of comedy altogether. We don't want to boot him out the "Brand" surname as the Beeb, has already 'booted him out' their family. One can only take so much booting in a week!"

"Brand is a feminine hygiene product says the older Brand"

"So we have decided to drop the name ourselves and leave the unhygenic wretch to the name. He is welcome to it !" said the pair with their mouths full of cake.

Jo has now taken the surname of 'Sixpack' and Katie now has taken the name of 'Perry'. Jo says she feels 'right' with her new name, but Katy complained she is now feeling a 'little bit' Lindsey Lohan, if we know what she means !

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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