Written by drew peacock

Sunday, 26 October 2008

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It wasnt long before Brand 'DARTED' away

In a recent decision that has shocked the nation, Russell Brand was proved to be conceptually, figuratively and literally an enormous person (twat).

The revelation came as a unique revelation to a large person who was formerly and concurrently a member of the well known information syndicate 'intelligence'.

Brand himself was unable to be reached by the wider press for comment although my mate Bill managed to get a sneak exclusive interview with him. This came to little avail, however, as his incessantly irritating high pitched nasal drawling quickly drove Bill into a foetal state causing on-site paramedics to immediately rush in and perform a double reverse birth as due to the man's sheer volume he was unable to fit into a single human female.

Gestation continues.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Comedians, twat




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