Alistar Darling sounded like he was high on pixie dust as he tried to tell the British people that they could bring the dead tinker of an economy back to life by wishing it so!
"OK boys and girls...if we all close our eyes and wish real hard reciting together the magic incantation, John Maynard Keynes, we'll be back on top in no time.
"We'll have Wendy our mum back and we will never have to grow up again. That nasty old Captain Hook of a recession will be banished for good and our days will always be summer and play will be work!"
