Written by StoneCold-316

Tuesday, 1 June 2004

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British Deputy PM hits Colin Powell, dispute over pie ploicy highlights split between UK and US

British Deputy Prime Minister John 'Jabba the Hut' Prescott continued is world tour in a bid to gain friends in governments around the world for the Labour Party to impress voters back in the UK for upcoming elections, unfortunately, he came to blows with Colin Powell during a Bush & Blair press conference.

Mr Prescott's previous stop was in Canada where he ended up being deported due to a 'minor mishap' according to the deputy PM and the fact that he did not even know which country he was in where he kept calling the Canadians 'American' !

The problems began when Colin Powell asked the deputy PM if he would like a 'snack' during the press conference where Bush and Blair outlined their plans for the future of Iraq. John 'Two Jags' Prescott then remarked "you calling me obese? is that why you are offering me food ??".

Mr Powell responded "of course not, I am aware of your fondness for pies, I merely wanted to offer you traditional home made American Pies".

An argument ensued, Prescott accused Powell of 'dirty tactics' in the handling of 'Pie Polices in Iraq'.

Colin Powell saw that the discussion was getting out of hand tried to reassure the fat Deputy and suggested that a meeting with the UN security council could sort out his pie issues, at which point he got up and shouted, "you Australians, you think you own the planet, just coz we beat you in the rugby, now you want revenge by sending sub standard pies to Iraq, damn you!"

After several blows to Colin Powell's head and face, the US secret service stepped in and disabled John Prescott by hurling pies at him. President Bush ordered the immediate beating of the Deputy PM and demanded an apology from Tony Blair.

After Mr Prescott's public beating and rape in the US prison system, an apologetic Deputy PM said that he is saddened by the events during the press conference, and personally apologized to Mr Powell who underwent extensive surgery.

Colin Powell however was less diplomatic and felt John Prescott should be removed from office back in England and went on to say "when a man does not know the difference between being insanely fat and obese, of which he is both, he should be put into a mental institute ", Colin Powell was referring to comments made by John Prescott about Obesity issues in the UK.

President Bush then had John Prescott deported saying "there was a strange smell in the US".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Labour, Elections

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