(Royal Clearance House) An announcement has been made by the press representative for the Duchess of Cornwall confirming that HRH has undergone the last of a series of medical procedures to complete gender reassignment.
Camilla, it has been divulged, was born genetically male while outwardly maintaining a nearly (almost) female appearance. Her/his condition explained her unusually deep voice, facial hair, and a desire to always be "with the boys."
An unidentified source let slip that "with hormonal treatment to increase her estrogen levels her rampant promiscuity should decline, we hope." The Duchess had also demonstrated a propensity to hump visitor's legs, and scent mark the furnishings of Clearance House, causing untold distress to housekeeping staff.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, the Duchess was treated to a special feed, and taken for walkies on the grounds of Birkhall. Her husband was so delighted with the outcome of her treatment he celebrated the event with a purchase of a ruby collar said to have come from the Keppel kennels.
No information has been forthcoming regarding the legitimacy of her litters.
