London UK - There was jubilation in the Tory Party today when recent rumours of a return to politics by Baroness Thatcher were confirmed.
In a surprise visit to the Tory Party conference in Brighton Baroness Thatcher (132) took the podium and convinced her faithful admirers that she was the Woman of the moment (again).
There was a short sharp embarrassing silence, broken only by mutterings when she took the stand initially and stated that David Cameron was a "wet behind the ears" mincing fop who'd had a privileged upbringing and knew nothing about grocery shops (as wot she did).
The Baroness stated the Cameron would be an excuse for a Prime Minister.
The Gathering in Brighton sat stunned with shock until she revealed her master plan, Her comeback. Apparently Lady Thatcher has been plotting behind the scenes with the shadow cabinet for some months.
The Baroness gave a press release which stated once she can managed to get UK unemployment back up to five million in order to smash Unions further and curb public spending the country would be back on track once again.
She stated she still believes in Victorian values such as kids up chimneys and work houses. She is now 40 points ahead of Labour in the polls.
