Ban on Alan Lifted

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 28 September 2008

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Barrie Barrie and his Fez, yesterday

A recent ban on Alans in the Western Hemsiphere has been lifted. The ban, which was only enforced in a number of places has come as a relief to Mr Alan Allen from the Preserving Alans society.

He told us: 'It is something of a relief. I mean it was never properly enforced as a law, and it did not infringe on my rights to a good night out, or in, but I am glad that it is no longer the law'.

Barrie Barrie from Save the Barrie campaign said: 'Great, that is all I need. Whilst Alans were banned, it had no effect on blokes called Barrie, but now I will have to watch my step'.

A Mr John Johnson said that the bans did not bother him, but that we should ask Magnus Magnusson what he thought of the ban of Magnus's. Mr Johnson has not seen outside his home for a while.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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