Written by Dr Will C U Now

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

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Gordon Brown lays out his vision of the future.

Gordon Brown delighted the Labour Party conference today when he delivered his keynote speech in mime form.

Party members were treated to a charades style speech and were encouraged to shout out their answers to his prime ministerial antics.

"It was simply hilarious, I've never had so much fun" said David Milliband.

"How he managed to describe economic stability was simply brilliant" said Alastair Darling.

Home secratary Jaqui Smith said "This shows the whole world that Gordon is the man and we are the party for these difficult times."

Top international mime artist and political advisor Marcel Marceaux said "We have been working on this for about two weeks and he (Gordon) is a natural"

Gordon was unable to comment as he was still in character.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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