PMS Brown Bottles It Big Time!

Written by Pointer

Monday, 22 September 2008

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"Shit in a bag" Gordon Brown

What's British, bottling it and big time grumpy? Why PMS Brown, of course.

Caught in a clench, paralyzed in a paroxysm, dear deer in the headlights - Gordon Brown has been PM sssing for months now. Lacking the John Major league cool, Brown has got all of England in a dither over his inability to cope with a collapsing economy, withdrawal from America's wars, persons of colour in the UK and whether to sign the Magna Carta or not!

The UK's Love for Labour may be lost unless Gordie can hoist his Sir John high on the Flagstaff of British politics. Should he continue to fall , his flaf and staff will join the unemployed subjects of the Queen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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