Gordon Brown runs a p*** up in a brewery.

Funny story written by Dr Will C U Now

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

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Two MP's at Gordon Brown's brewery p*** up.

Gordon Brown was absolutely delighted today after succesfully running a p*** up in a brewery in London.

"I think this shows the doubters a thing or two" said a happy Prime Minister. "It has cost the nation some £12 million however the results speak for themselves."

The event was an MP only affair which due to a loophole was actually claimable on expenses even though no money actually passed hands.

"My next plan is to attempt to score in a brothel" said Gordon Brown now enthused with much enthusiam, "I've been researching this one for some time and I think I am now ready."

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