UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown-Trousers is Dead - Metaphorically speaking of course.
According to Downing Street sources he just sits at his desk all day staring at a photograph of Tony. He hardly speaks and when he does it is an unidentifiable grunt.
Brown-Trousers has come under increasing fire recently and even former pals and allies are standing behind him with dagger in hand. Arguably he was handed a poison chalice when the maverick Blair resigned and it is only a matter of time before the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride into his Downing Street boudoir.
One colleague said ¨We are really concerned for him, some months ago there was a burglary at No 10 and we think the thief may have stolen his confidence, charisma and judgement which left him with virtually no personality at all - the Metropolitan Police are investigating.
His Public Relations Guru, Jade Goody said ¨It's a laughin discraceful, he's cantatonic they just using him as a furkin escape goat¨
As I left the most famous street in Britain I envisioned echoes of Caesar and Brutus when I heard Brown Trousers shout aloud ¨ Honestly Tony, I never said you were a cunt!¨
