Hay-on-Wye - (Spying Mess): Former Bush Administration under-secretary of state for arms proliferation John Bolton has laughed off suggestions he faces imminent arrest at a Hay-on-Wye literary festival lecture where he is due to talk about getting away with a series of ill-matched toupees while serving in high pubic orifice.
Bolton, 69, was warned by StopTheWhore! Co-Alition that he's likely to get busted for a thousand other sartorial faux-pas that have brought the US State Department into disrepute.
Successive UN War Crimes Commissions have failed in countless bids to charge the feckless dodgy comb-over artist with the preparation and initiation of the Iraq war by disseminating ludicrous WMD whoppers through the US State Department.
"We now know it was the US Justice Department's Kuwaiti creditors behind that WMD scam," a CIA source said today, "after they were threatened with bankruptcy over unpaid Gulf War bills."
At the Festival's VIP suite today Bolton was seen wining and dining ex-UK Prime Monster's spouse Cherie Blair whose recently published hagiography has slumped to the remainder list after two whole weeks following publication.
Dick Cheney's having palpitations.
