Female Leg Research

Written by Steddyeddy

Monday, 28 April 2008

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I hope these are female legs and not a kilt-covered Scotsman

According to recent research, it would appear Kylie Minogue has legs.

Jeremy Voyeur of the British Leg Staring Society and Inner Thigh Examintion Board says:

"It would appear Kylie Minogue has legs. But then again, so has a good claret, "legs" being the description of the liquid running down the inside of the glass following a typical wine-bore sniff, spit and swirl session.

"Being a typical, middle-aged male, I have to confess that rather than red wine legs, I myself have a distinct preference for legs of the Minogue kind, or, if truth be told, even the occasional discussion as to the state of the Minogue posterior. And other bit of her as well. Phwoar!

"Indeed, I can but wonder the effect upon my marriage should Ms Minogue knock at my front door requesting either a cup of sugar or for me to be the father of her children. Failing that, just to rub her down with a wet rag would do nicely.

"However, I feel I must complain, on equality grounds, how any research into the female leg in general stacks up on the equality and discrimination front. In particular I refer to Trafalgar Square statue model Alison Lapper (no legs), media-unfriendly, ex-Beatle, ex-wife, new millionaire Heather Mills (one leg), Legs and Co (completely un-coordinated Top of the Pops dance troupe in times past) or politician Ruth Kelly (hasn't had a leg to stand on for years)."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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