Charlotte Church : Pregnant

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Thursday, 1 March 2007

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The Shape of things to come : Bun of an Angel

"Voice of an angel...morals of a choirmaster" was the quote from shoppers in Cardiff today as Charlotte Church announced that she was expecting Gavin Henson's child.

Gavin, who has been out of favour with the Welsh Rugby selectors due to his fake tan and propensity to have poofy haircuts, was very happy, the spoof has been told. However the welsh midwives are anxious about him attending the birth as he may instinctively grab the newborn and go for a try. (Rather like JPR Williams did with his first born).

Charlotte who has recently turned 21 (and gained access to her closely guarded fortune, held in trust by her mother) is likely to use the full term of the pregnancy to bolster her image.

No booze or fags for her from now on. Lets just hope she is quieter than Davina - who would have the British public believe that she was the only woman ever to have given birth at all.

Footage of the birth will be available as a download we are told. To the proud father ....NICE TRY.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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